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1. A floating crap game
2. AM BM
3. Backing the bus out of the garage
4. Bajsa
5. Baking brownies
6. Bio Break
7. Blasting a dookie
8. Building a log cabin
9. Building a poo cabin
10. Burying some cable

1. Bust out a Nug Nug
2. Butt cobras
3. Butt gherkin
4. Charm an upside down brown snake
5. Check my messages
6. Check the pipes
7. Cleaning out the vertical file
8. Cleanse the colon
9. Clear out some inventory
10. Code 3
11. Code Brown
12. Colon bowlin’
13. Contemplate my existence
14. Contributing to nature
15. Crackin’ off a couple of bricks
16. Crowning
17. Curl one down
18. Cut a cable
19. Dispensing some Soft-Serve
20. Download
21. Drop a deuce
22. Drop the kids off at the pool
23. Drop wolf bait
24. Droppin a load
25. Dropping a bomb
26. Dropping science
27. Exorcise the demons
28. Faça exame de uma merda
29. Feed the water gods
30. Fertilize the ferns
31. Get rid of some lunch
32. Give birth to a brown baby Marine
33. Giving Birth
34. Go number two
35. Go phone Elvis
36. Go to the thinking room
37. Go upstairs and check __
38. Going for a dump
39. Got the Hershey squirts
40. Gotta take a squirter
41. Grow a tail
42. Have a crap
43. Have some alone time
44. Heave a Havana
45. I gotta heave ho
46. I’m going to go sit down
47. Jumpers in the door
48. Lägga en korv
49. Lay down some spicy brown
50. Lay some pipe
51. Leaving a floater
52. Let the corn out
53. Lose a few pounds
54. Lucy placing a charlie brown kick
55. Make a Cleveland steamer
56. Make a donation to the porcelin god
57. Make some butt coffee
58. Make some room
59. Molesting my asshole
60. My band’s about to have an ep release
61. My poop is playing peek-a-boo
62. Nehmen Sie eine Scheiße
63. Numero dos
64. Open up a can of soup
65. Open wide for chunky
66. Park my breakfast
67. Pay homage to burger king
68. Pay the band
69. Pinch one off
70. Pinchin’ a stink pickle
71. Pinching a loaf
72. Piss out my ass
73. Prairie doggin’
74. Prenda una merda
75. Prenez une merde
76. Press a coil
77. Push some putty
78. Put my knuckles to the ground
79. Put my thoughts down on paper
80. Putting in my two weeks notice
81. Read a book
82. Red light flashing
83. Release the beasts
84. Releasing the chocolate hostages
85. Rob the bakery
86. Roll some logs
87. Rolling a cigar
88. Say goodbye to Mr. Brown
89. Secret activity #1
90. See a man about a horse
91. Send a fax
92. Serving up a poo poo platter
93. Shee-Shee
94. Shoo-Shoo
95. Shoot some craps
96. Skita
97. Slide one out
98. Squash out a fun log
99. Squash out a yule log
100. Squeeze out a Lincoln
101. Squeezing out a flesh slurpee
102. Stretch the anus
103. Ta en rövare
104. Take a seat on the throne
105. Take the Browns to the Superbowl
106. Take the kids for a swim
107. Taking a signal 92
108. Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake
109. The brown is down
110. The three S’s
111. Throw a wild deuce in the pot
112. Throwing a curve ball
113. Tome una mierda
114. Turtle head pokin out
115. Turtlin’ it
116. Visit fortress of solitude
117. Visit the library
118. Visit the throne
119. Visiting fonzie’s office
120. Visiting the Brown Mound of Rebound
121. Visiting the crapper
122. Waking Winnie the Pooh
123. Watch the Jamaican bobsled team

~ by ben4444 on December 14, 2007.