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10 funniest facebook status updates

These are all woody allen quotes slightly changed – Guaranteed to be the funniest facebook status updates you can possibly find.

“NAME” couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

shorty said this on March 11, 2009 at 12:02 pm | Reply
VOLIM TE

marko said this on March 15, 2009 at 10:32 pm | Reply
just having a wank will do…

humphrey von gonglebert said this on April 6, 2009 at 10:12 am | Reply
poda pannide monae

ninte appan said this on April 10, 2009 at 9:13 am | Reply
(name) is, are you?

notorius b.i.g said this on June 10, 2009 at 2:39 am | Reply
if the ocean was made of vodka and i were a duck…i wud swim to the bottom n nvr cum up…bt since the ocean isnt made of vodka nd m nt a duck jst hand me the bottle n shut the fuck up

pranjal said this on August 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm | Reply
went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely”.

Mundza said this on September 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm | Reply