Facebook related funny statuses

Ben wrote on your wall. Now you need to repaint your wall.

Ben thinks your fuckable. send ben a fuck?

Ben joined the group “kill all small furry and cute animals”. remove ben as friend?

Ben monitors your every status change vehemently.

Ben sent you a gift that didn’t cost him a penny. Doesn’t that destroy the main idea of a gift?

Ben changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.

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Ben was tagged in a picture.  Ben added a comment “that’s not me”. Cindey added a comment “then who is it next to the girl in the bikini?” Ben changed his relationship status to single.

Ben wrote on your funwall “your no fun”.

Ben added the “are you interested in a stalker” application

Ben joined facebook. Ben sent 34,123 flirts. Ben left facebook.

Ben commented on his photo “you are amazing”

Ben is staring at his facebook waiting for messages to arrive.

~ by ben4444 on May 13, 2008.

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6 Responses to “Facebook related funny statuses”

  1. hahahha! I don’t really give a fuck! But this is creepy funny! I like it!

    seacielo said this on June 2, 2008 at 12:24 am | Reply

  2. Haha, I’ll have to use some of these!

    The Official Facebook Status Generator said this on September 21, 2008 at 7:08 pm | Reply

  3. These are awesome!

    Ben said this on October 4, 2008 at 8:30 pm | Reply

  4. :)

    maitri said this on November 12, 2008 at 3:53 am | Reply

  5. have used em….loved em….want more

    Tottman said this on January 10, 2009 at 10:53 pm | Reply

  6. Annii Sanders ツ
    That Is My Facebook Name[:
    I Used The Super Single Sad And Lonley
    One[:
    Hahahahaha Add Me If Ya’ Want

    Annii said this on April 25, 2009 at 3:11 am | Reply

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