fucked up facebook status

Facebook Statuses I came up with:
1. Ben is a tiger. grrrr (walls shaking over awsome tigernesness.)

2. Ben is beeeeeing in the momenttttttt. the repetition of the letters is a representation of that

3. Ben is the dark knight

 
I found this crazy link of FaceBook Statuses For The Brave
I warn you -  some of those statuses are hilarious but dangerous to use freely!
 
 
 
Ben is attending the “2nd Tel Aviv nudist model party”. Weren’t you invited?

Ben is fucking his GF and thinking of your mother. Wait. he don’t got no GF, it is your mom

Ben is being himself. He can really do better
Ben has woken up in a garbage can covered with his own vomit. why am I telling you this?

Ben commented on everyone’s facebook photos – it’s booring

Ben is masturbating to your sister’s profile photo

Ben has just compared you with everyone else. you’re lame.

Ben is copying your profile picture so he can put it in his wallet and show it pretending your his GF.

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~ by cavim on October 9, 2008.