Absurd Facebook Status
ben laughs at people who put vague facebook statuses that are written to get comments. something like: “Yeah, alright!” – it’s like they are writing “please ask me why I am happy”
Ben Pines took the “Are you spending too much time in Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Ben shot the computer.
Ben gave the “Which type of woman are you?” quiz and the result is: Ma’ Kind Baby!
Ben is very confused about yesterday. I do love shrimp! getting frustrated with waiting for the answer. (this is a example of an obscure secret facebook status, which is written for a girl that doesn’t answer your calls, and causes all people other than her to go – “huh??” after reading it)
I found this crazy link of FaceBook Statuses For The Brave
I warn you - some of those statuses are hilarious but dangerous to use freely!
Ben went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely”.
Ben is benning the benny ben with the help of his close ben.
Ben is attending “Ben is lonely and needs a friend. This is not a joke event I’m actually crying right now!” Confirmed Guests (0), Maybe Attending (0), Awaiting Reply (8), Not Attending (659)
Carmen Electra just became a fan of Ben Pines.
Ben Commented on Shani Ofek’s pussy : “nice”
Ben is having a party in his pants.
Ben has found love in facebook. She is from bangladesh and “wan day will reash amehica”.
Ben has just made love with a sheep and hope it doesn’t reach facebook.
Ben owns youtube, facebook, gmail, messenger and microsoft office. Now will you go out with me?
Ben urges you to twitter right!
Really funny one (said in a french accent): Ben wants to know if you recognize that youtube low for men. (sounds like “you too blow for men”).
Ben’s mom asked to clean his email account. he answered: “Gee, ma, I’ll do it later!” it sounded like “G-ma-il do it later!”
Ben has a messege to messenger – stop appearing automatically when I start my computer!
Ben logged in and saw you logged in. Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again – you were still logged in. Get A Life! … OK yeah I was logged in all this time too. (feel shame)
Ben has just commented on you stats 3 minutes ago
If anyone uses these statuses please comment and give me your facebook name so I can find you and see the reactions of your friends!
Heh, I use these, thanks.
Love love,
Benjamin Demmel
My brothers and I just created a facebook app that prints funny statuses into T-shirts. Looked for your email but couldn’t find it so I have to leave a comment. Check it out http://StatusKing.net
Ridwaan Ebrahim
and since theres about 9 people with the same name…
My profile is at
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529376509&ref=nf
I am using the “is attending “Ben is lonely and needs a friend. This is not a joke event I’m actually crying right now!” Confirmed Guests (0), Maybe Attending (0), Awaiting Reply (8), Not Attending (659)” haha
My name is Sucre Cortez, network ottawa
Using one of yours – Ellen Hudson
my names ben too, so i think that makes copying theese easier.
benjamin wilson in the detroit, MI network or, takeoutyourteeth@aim.com
if you can find me, my name is Leah O’dooya…
i’m using the logged in one…
I’m gonna be honest, I lol’d
Cheers man. These are great.
My profile name is being changed around.
It is either J.T. Elliott or J.T. ‘Tizzle’ Elliott
My network is St. Edwards School. (Cheltenham, England.)
Love them! Used one today and have people PMing me from the moment it was posted! I used the single to super single one!
If you can find me i’m Laura Griffin, Leeds, UK. Pretty common so don’t know if you’ll find me!
I have used the bangladesh one. Hilarious!
I have one, Lauren Samantha Weiss is my Facebook page just came all over your Facebook’s homepage. Better than your face, right? Wait…that’s just nuts.
I left one of your comments on my Facebook … can’t wait to see what kind of replies I get.
Jessie Winter
Hey just found your blog i used the “went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely”.” status my friends always comment something funny lol
William Zachariah Berry
I used the “has found love on facebook. She is from bangladesh and “wan day will reash amehica”.” one.
shiba love thats my account name on fb,im usin 1 of status’s
I am from Bangladesh. Didnt Like The Joke, but Cant deny the Humour.
used the friend event one. love you!
hahaha some really funny statuses here. I especially like “Ben is attending “Ben is lonely and needs a friend. This is not a joke event I’m actually crying right now!” Confirmed Guests (0), Maybe Attending (0), Awaiting Reply (8), Not Attending (659)”
Hilarious
I used the “logged in and u were logged in” one. BUT I find the Bangladesh one funny.. partly because I am Bangladeshi =]