best facebook status

facebook status believes in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because he doesn’t think children should be having sex. – Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts”

facebook status is wishing he could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?         – Woody Allen

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facebook status is cheating on his metaphysics exam: he looks into the soul of the boy sitting next to him. – Woody Allen

facebook status always carries a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore he always carries a small snake. ~ W. C. Fields

facebook status is having amnesia and deja vu at the same time – he thinks he’s forgotten this before – Stephen Wright
facebook status loves to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don’t know he’s firing blanks.        – Emo Philips