facebook status quotes

from love guru – Ben is exloring intimicy, or: into-me-i-see

Here are some facebook status quotes: Name is asking for you to Show him a sane man and he will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung

Name is about to choose marriage or celibacy. I will surly repent. Socrates

Name is thinking of marriage, a great institution indeed, but who wants to be in an institution?

Name Starts every day off with a smile – That way he gets it over with. W. C. Fields

Name wanted to be somebody all his life. Now he sees that he should
have been more specific. — Jane Wagner

These were facebook status quotes


9 Responses to “facebook status quotes”

  1. Nice =)

  2. nice job man i already make one of these a status in my FB …

  3. cool

  4. gayer than aids

  5. These are extremely funny!!! :D

  6. lol these are fully funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) :)
    :D

  7. these quotes give me jokes man loooool buh unfortanently i found better ones den dese =D

  8. this is so not funny, all of you dorkz do all day is go on this! got you neekz, i bet you go on chat websitez and speak to little kidz and say your 16 when your really like 49 years old, for gods sake people have you ever heard of a LIFE ! well i have and i aint gunna be like you … pervs now fuck off and go suck your mum en dad of you fucking dope haggarez . fucking pedoz

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